CONFUSION

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

robertshmurder:

the game is evolving too quickly

(Source: cozyqueen, via yelled)

therealjaydea:

I’m happy Summer is coming to an end. Soon I’ll be able to wear all black and not burn the fuck up.

(via franquipanda)

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

(Source: mattzhealy, via smilingwiththebeatles)

babaojay:

wordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordDick.

babaojay:

wordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordwordword

Dick.

(Source: twdamc-confessions, via ikkleosu)

“The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
One’s
Car wouldn’t start.
One couldn’t
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment”
— (via causeimtabitha)

(via lovemarking)

downcastchild:

This breaks my heart

downcastchild:

This breaks my heart

(via lovemarking)

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

darkwingsnark:

He was honestly the only normal character in the whole movie. 

(Source: funnuraba, via nsome)

if-i-go:

donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

why doesn’t this have more notes

(via goodfuckingsex)

feat:

do you ever get sad over something that happened a long time ago because i do 

(via yelled)

ronaldreagay:

f is for friends who abandoned me after 8th grade

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via orgasmic-humor)

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

lav3nd3rsky:

IVE LITERALLY NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH OMG WHEN SHE BANGS HER HEAD i cant

(via orgasmic-humor)