CONFUSION

planetfuckingjupiter:

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

(via heythere-browneyes)

"We might be scared, but that’s what makes us stronger”

(Source: deaththekidding, via contrived-chaos)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(Source: loureeed, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

onesteppcloser:

imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.

(via beckyboovalentine)

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

(via beckyboovalentine)

satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

(via beckyboovalentine)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

(via blahjulie)